It's over there. [He motions with a tilt of his head, somewhere nearby.] Here.
[He hands a big bowl of noodles to Zenitsu because he's Chinese, so the two Japanese dudes are going to have to get use to pulling noodles out of the Big Bowl to put in their own bowls for sauce dipping.]
[Oh. All right, they can share. Sharing is caring. Maybe they'll need longer chopsticks, too. This bowl is huge—almost as huge as Jin Ling's former tail. Smells good, though!
Eagerly, Zenitsu pads over to the table to set the big bowl down.]
[I just realized Anya probably made hot soba soup, but whatever, they now get cold soba and sauce. Which Jin Ling brings over the latter finally to put down on the table in three separate, smaller bowls.
And then some other smaller bowls full of radish, nori, onions, and other things they can add to the sauce.]
[He gawks at Zenitsu trying to call him out. The nerve.] No. Why would it matter if-- [And then his eyes snap to Toi. He pauses in lifting noodles, looking irritated and confused. He doesn't bother to try to help Toi, just lets him cough it out.
Fine, he'll just eat all the noodles. That's what Jin Ling joked about earlier, isn't it? So he'll make it reality. He's going to eat all these delicious noodles while they argue about what a kappa is.]
[WHAT THE FUCK. The noodles slip out of his chopsticks from being startled, plopping in the small bowl of sauce and splashing him and the table. Toi is trying to fight during dinner.]
You just laughed at me about being a bird! [He tries to grab the end of the ruler in his face from the top down, clamping the flat of the blade in the grip.] I'm not afraid of you!
[Zenitsu jerks back when the sauce splashes. Is this a joke? He can't even eat in peace. He shoots out of his seat, clamping his chopsticks at them like an angry jaw.]
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[ cups!! teapot!!
and then the tea. ]
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[He hands a big bowl of noodles to Zenitsu because he's Chinese, so the two Japanese dudes are going to have to get use to pulling noodles out of the Big Bowl to put in their own bowls for sauce dipping.]
I'll bring the rest.
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Eagerly, Zenitsu pads over to the table to set the big bowl down.]
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... thanks.
[ for cooking ]
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And then some other smaller bowls full of radish, nori, onions, and other things they can add to the sauce.]
...You're welcome.
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Yeah, thanks! You sure went all out.
[Meanwhile, Zenitsu, the eldest, did next to nothing. He'll work hard at eating what's been prepared.]
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[ it's almost like he didn't get murdered earlier today and then brought back to life. ]
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Probably because he's going to eat all of it like he ate the most of what I gave him before.
[A sigh. He sits down at the table once everything is put into place.]
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That was good, too!
[Not as good as Peach's cooking, but good.
Anyway, they can finally eat. Thank goodness for friends who cook.]
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he will get up briefly to bring them their tea once that's done ]
... hm.
[ he's thinking about the soba. i saw dana say the living in a disco notif and i accidentally wrote he's thinking about the living ]
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It was just congee, I said. Reito made the dumplings.
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Toi makes excellent soba, which could mean that his tea might be just as good. He nods and expresses his thanks before he faces Jin Ling.]
You know, you're being awfully modest when you were so proud of your tail the other day. Is it because Toi's here?
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when zenitsu says that though, toi starts coughing on his noodles
it might look like he's dying but he is actually laughing and choking ]
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Tf.]
What's wrong with you?!
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You're... idiots...
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You're the one sitting here with us, so who's really the idiot?
[He pushes the noodles he got interrupted in eating on into his mouth.]
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[Zenitsu is always repeating himself.]
Anyway, how is it? Good, right? Don't choke on it next time.
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[ he points at jin ling ]
Like about bird him.
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What’s so wrong with bird me?! Huh?! At least I wasn’t whatever you were! A frog!
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Fine, he'll just eat all the noodles. That's what Jin Ling joked about earlier, isn't it? So he'll make it reality. He's going to eat all these delicious noodles while they argue about what a kappa is.]
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very suddenly pulls out a large ruler from his shirt, pointing it at jin ling ]
Kappa! Shut up, stupid!
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You just laughed at me about being a bird! [He tries to grab the end of the ruler in his face from the top down, clamping the flat of the blade in the grip.] I'm not afraid of you!
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Can you be any rowdier? Quiet down and eat!
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[ did he? did he really??
but he huffs, and then tries to get the ruler out of jin ling's grip. give it back. ]
Let go. Stop touching my things and eat your soba.
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